NORWICH CITY

Norwich is a yellow team from East Anglia that along with Ipswich Town has something of a superiority complex. They also have the naffest local rivalry in football with their Tractor Boy cousins. I went to Carrow Road once and I never intend to go there again. Norwich is a strange place.

There club nickname is The Canaries. What kind of identity is that to have?

I once had an “incident” with a drunken Norwich fan on a train home. It all culminated with him calling me “Bermondsey scum”.

Sadly they are probably most famous for having Delia Smith as an owner, all of which culminated with her embarrassing halftime rant a few years ago. Quite frankly Norwich is a club that should swish around in a dress.